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Stephen Lynch lyrics
I found a really funny artist, his name is Stephen Lynch, & his songs are... well, nothing is taboo with him. I thought I'd include the lyrics to the 2 songs of his I keep getting stuck in my head. "KILL A KITTEN" when the game of life makes you feel like quittin' it helps a lot if you kill a kitten mark my words, 'cause from where I'm sittin' you can't go wrong if you kill a kitten There's no crime that you'll be committin' I know the law, you can kill a kitten and if you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin' you'll get plenty when you kill a kitten Feed it turpentine or break its spine crush it with your shoe "no animals were harmed in the writing of this song" as long as you kill a kitten kill a kitten if the one you love isn't quite as smitten she'll like you better when you kill a kitten and I quote the bible 'cause that's where it's written "if ye loveth Jesus, ye must kill a kitten" flush him down the can hit him with your van drown him in a lake bake a kitty cake throw him at a train make him snort cocaine stick some TNT up his cat booty do what you must do as long as you kill a kitten kill a kitten "Row!" kill a kitten killing kittens isn't easy and if the thought makes you feel queasy grab a pitchfork from the shed and kill a puppy dog instead "WHY MOMMY LEFT US" hush, little girl, sweet baby don't cry tonight, daddy's here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby tonight, why can't it all be like it was before how can I explain why mommy's not here anymore? 'cause daddy likes porno and ten-dollar whores daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus and I think that's why your mommy left us mommy left us hush, little girl, there is no reason to fret, tonight don't mind the smoke, daddy just wants to forget (takes a "hit")tonight(exhales) soon it will all be like it was before any minute, she will walk through that front door but daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with puss I think that's why your mommy left us please don't cry I swear I'll try to be here by your side right after daddy gets home from the bar visits his bookie, and steals a new car he'll drive to the strip club and if daddy plays his cards right he'll bring home your new mommy tonight! ========== ========== Wonderful, aren't they? It's very obvious why I can't find them at Walmart... & these are 'tame' compared to some of his others! Heeheeh...
10:48 a.m. - 2006-02-03
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